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"A man with a server is a man with too much free time and not enough sleep."
🔋 watch your battery die in real time
🌐 wake your machine from the void like a digital necromancer
🛡️ stop your ISP from reading your postcards
🐧 install arch on bare metal and find out
☁️ chase your IPv6 address before it escapes again
📡 defeat concrete with mesh topology and sheer spite
🗂️ set up samba because apparently it's still 1998
🧬 trap your files inside docker and pretend you’re organized
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Made with vim, caffeine, and a deeply personal vendetta against bad documentation.