Update README.md

[nikasberlovas]

:)

[nikasberlovas]

=)

[clawsweeper]

Thanks for the contribution. This PR has been inactive for a while and still is not in a landable state.

Close as abandoned: this external README PR is over five months old, has no head commit or check activity after 2026-02-05, is currently waiting on author, has no maintainer engagement, and its only edit worsens the existing wording.

So I’m closing this as inactive for now. If you pick the work back up, push a rebased branch with green checks and reopen (or open a fresh PR) and it will be reviewed again.

Review details

Best possible solution:

Keep the current README wording; invite a fresh narrow docs PR if there is a concrete improvement to make.

Do we have a high-confidence way to reproduce the issue?

Yes for the patch defect: the README regression is visible directly in the PR head, and git show --check flags trailing whitespace on the changed line. No runtime reproduction is needed for this documentation-only change.

Is this the best way to solve the issue?

No: the proposed branch is not the best solution because its only change makes the README wording worse. The maintainable path is to keep current main or submit a fresh narrow docs improvement.

Security review:

Security review cleared: The README-only diff does not touch secrets, workflows, dependencies, generated artifacts, or code execution paths.

AGENTS.md: found and applied where relevant.

What I checked:

• Repository policy read: AGENTS.md was read fully, and its read-only maintainer-inventory guidance was applied to this cleanup review. (AGENTS.md:1, 524669f222d8)
• Current README wording: Current main keeps the self-update bullet as Timer-based flake update + nixos-rebuild. (README.md:70, 524669f222d8)
• PR patch defect: The PR head changes the line to Timer--based flake update + nixos-rebuild and git show --check reports trailing whitespace on that added line. (README.md:70, 82480c8932b7)
• Stalled PR state: GitHub reports one changed file, no assignees, no review requests, no human reviews, current status: ⏳ waiting on author, one head commit from 2026-02-05, and checks completed on 2026-02-05. (82480c8932b7)
• README wording provenance: git log -S shows the current self-update bullet wording was introduced in commit 7a3ae44. (README.md:70, 7a3ae4423a9c)
• Recent README ownership: Recent README history on main is concentrated in banner/doc updates by Peter Steinberger in commits 0433ba7 and 524669f. (README.md:1, 524669f222d8)

Likely related people:

• Josh Palmer: Git blame and git log -S show this person introduced the README self-update bullet with the current single-hyphen wording. (role: introduced README section; confidence: high; commits: 7a3ae4423a9c; files: README.md)
• Peter Steinberger: The two latest README commits on main add and reposition the README banner, making this person a recent adjacent docs routing candidate. (role: recent README contributor; confidence: medium; commits: 0433ba7c2751, 524669f222d8; files: README.md)

Codex review notes: model internal, reasoning high; reviewed against 524669f222d8.

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