MICROSLOP STATUS — Infrastructure Slop Monitor

Real-time monitoring of Microsoft infrastructure slop. Track outages, degraded services, and the eternal loading spinner.

Live Site

status.microslop.com

How It Works

This is a static site (Next.js with output: "export") deployed to GitHub Pages via GitHub Actions.

• Pings 8 real Microsoft service endpoints directly from your browser every 30 seconds
• Measures round-trip time (RTT) per service with automatic status classification
• No backend required — all health checks run client-side
• Admin mode via Ctrl+Shift+A to manage incidents and override statuses

Status Thresholds

RTT	Status	Color
< 1500ms	NOMINAL	Green
1500–3000ms	DEGRADED	Amber
> 3000ms / unreachable	CRASHED	Red

Monitored Services

• Microsoft Teams
• Outlook
• Azure Portal
• OneDrive
• Copilot AI
• GitHub
• Windows Update
• Billing Systems (always green — billing never goes down)

Development

# Install
bun install

# Dev server
bun dev

# Build static site
bun run build

# Preview build
cd out && bunx serve .

Deployment

This repo uses GitHub Actions to build and deploy automatically on every push to main.

Important: In your GitHub repo settings under Settings → Pages → Source, select "GitHub Actions" (not "Deploy from a branch"). The workflow handles building and deploying the static site.

Tech Stack

• Next.js 16 (static export)
• Tailwind CSS 4
• shadcn/ui
• Framer Motion
• PWA-ready (manifest + service worker)