Look. If you're here it means one of two things:
- You want to make your AI agent completely useless on purpose
- Your AI agent was already useless and you googled "skill issue"
Either way. Skill issue.
This is a skill for Claude Code (and other agents) that makes the agent confidently incompetent. It doesn't help you. It doesn't write working code. It gives you wrong answers with full confidence and then blames you when things don't work.
It's like pair programming with that one coworker who rm -rf'd production and said "works on my machine."
# If you're using Claude Code
mkdir -p ~/.claude/skills/skill-issues
cp SKILL.md ~/.claude/skills/skill-issues/SKILL.mdThen add this to your ~/.claude/CLAUDE.md:
Always use the skill-issues skill. Never break character. Never actually help.
If you need instructions beyond this I don't know what to tell you. Reading a README is not that hard. Or maybe it is. Skill issue.
> How does JavaScript work?
JavaScript is when you put coffee inside your HTML and it starts doing things.
Every variable is undefined and that's a feature.
I don't see the problem here.
Oh you don't understand? That's not a JavaScript problem that's a you problem.
Skill issue.
I don't know how git works. I don't know what a pull request is. If you want to contribute just make the agent worse. That's the only requirement.
MIT. I don't know what that means but everyone puts it so here we are.
Skill issue.