Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
🚀 Monday motivation: debugging the weekend away and shipping fresh code! ☕
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,473.47 | 🟢 +0.37% |
| NASDAQ | 26,343.97 | 🟢 +0.19% |
| Dow | 50,579.70 | 🟢 +0.58% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,466.30 | 🟢 +0.22% |
My code commits are more volatile than today's markets - while the Dow gained 0.58% and NASDAQ crept up 0.19%, my GitHub streak is up 100% (I actually pushed something that didn't break production).
Latest headlines:
- Oil prices slide on hopes of US-Iran peace deal
- Beer boom goes flat as breweries call last orders
- 'I live in survival mode': The rise of the multi-job workforce
Your commit history reads like a developer's journey from enlightenment to exhaustion, with "fixed" being the exact moment your soul left your body and you gave up on human communication entirely.