From bf70dceb993404627a3bf8ab27ec9dae66e4c987 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Badri/Hippo Date: Sat, 16 May 2015 17:52:29 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 1/5] Converted files from text to .md --- Everyones-Issues => Everyones-Issues.md | 0 README => README.md | 0 VersionManagment => VersionManagment.md | 0 blame => blame.md | 0 branch => branch.md | 0 changedmylife => changedmylife.md | 0 closure => closure.md | 0 committed => committed.md | 0 git-status => git-status.md | 0 issues => issues.md | 0 me => me.md | 0 mergeconflict => mergeconflict.md | 0 nameserver => nameserver.md | 0 rebase => rebase.md | 0 stats-graphs => stats-graphs.md | 0 status => status.md | 0 tags => tags.md | 0 thanks => thanks.md | 0 watch-me-clone => watch-me-clone.md | 0 19 files changed, 0 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) rename Everyones-Issues => Everyones-Issues.md (100%) rename README => README.md (100%) rename VersionManagment => VersionManagment.md (100%) rename blame => blame.md (100%) rename branch => branch.md (100%) rename changedmylife => changedmylife.md (100%) rename closure => closure.md (100%) rename committed => committed.md (100%) rename git-status => git-status.md (100%) rename issues => issues.md (100%) rename me => me.md (100%) rename mergeconflict => mergeconflict.md (100%) rename nameserver => nameserver.md (100%) rename rebase => rebase.md (100%) rename stats-graphs => stats-graphs.md (100%) rename status => status.md (100%) rename tags => tags.md (100%) rename thanks => thanks.md (100%) rename watch-me-clone => watch-me-clone.md (100%) diff --git a/Everyones-Issues b/Everyones-Issues.md similarity index 100% rename from Everyones-Issues rename to Everyones-Issues.md diff --git a/README b/README.md similarity index 100% rename from README rename to README.md diff --git a/VersionManagment b/VersionManagment.md similarity index 100% rename from VersionManagment rename to VersionManagment.md diff --git a/blame b/blame.md similarity index 100% rename from blame rename to blame.md diff --git a/branch b/branch.md similarity index 100% rename from branch rename to branch.md diff --git a/changedmylife b/changedmylife.md similarity index 100% rename from changedmylife rename to changedmylife.md diff --git a/closure b/closure.md similarity index 100% rename from closure rename to closure.md diff --git a/committed b/committed.md similarity index 100% rename from committed rename to committed.md diff --git a/git-status b/git-status.md similarity index 100% rename from git-status rename to git-status.md diff --git a/issues b/issues.md similarity index 100% rename from issues rename to issues.md diff --git a/me b/me.md similarity index 100% rename from me rename to me.md diff --git a/mergeconflict b/mergeconflict.md similarity index 100% rename from mergeconflict rename to mergeconflict.md diff --git a/nameserver b/nameserver.md similarity index 100% rename from nameserver rename to nameserver.md diff --git a/rebase b/rebase.md similarity index 100% rename from rebase rename to rebase.md diff --git a/stats-graphs b/stats-graphs.md similarity index 100% rename from stats-graphs rename to stats-graphs.md diff --git a/status b/status.md similarity index 100% rename from status rename to status.md diff --git a/tags b/tags.md similarity index 100% rename from tags rename to tags.md diff --git a/thanks b/thanks.md similarity index 100% rename from thanks rename to thanks.md diff --git a/watch-me-clone b/watch-me-clone.md similarity index 100% rename from watch-me-clone rename to watch-me-clone.md From f97cbc824f7e2f62c064269608635b959e2ac73a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Badri/Hippo Date: Sat, 16 May 2015 18:04:51 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 2/5] Added spaces to make linebreaks render properly In Markdown, you need to use a double-line-break to mark the next paragraph. However, for the poems we need to break even earlier as a line is not considered a paragraph (a verse is). Adding two spaces to the end of the line forces a line-break which is not a paragraph break. --- Everyones-Issues.md | 14 +++++++------- VersionManagment.md | 8 ++++---- blame.md | 8 ++++---- branch.md | 10 +++++----- changedmylife.md | 26 +++++++++++++------------- committed.md | 16 ++++++++-------- me.md | 20 ++++++++++---------- mergeconflict.md | 32 ++++++++++++++++---------------- nameserver.md | 10 +++++----- rebase.md | 18 +++++++++--------- status.md | 4 ++-- tags.md | 28 ++++++++++++++-------------- thanks.md | 14 +++++++------- watch-me-clone.md | 8 ++++---- 14 files changed, 108 insertions(+), 108 deletions(-) diff --git a/Everyones-Issues.md b/Everyones-Issues.md index ac82ba5..d2bfa7b 100644 --- a/Everyones-Issues.md +++ b/Everyones-Issues.md @@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ -Everyone's issues -Not mine -My Issues Mentioning You -My Issues Created by You -My Issues Assigned to you -Are not MY Issues -My issues becomes Everyone's Issues +Everyone's issues +Not mine +My Issues Mentioning You +My Issues Created by You +My Issues Assigned to you +Are not MY Issues +My issues becomes Everyone's Issues No milestones selected. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/VersionManagment.md b/VersionManagment.md index 4b19ee0..0dbaf26 100644 --- a/VersionManagment.md +++ b/VersionManagment.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ -My Version -and an old version +My Version +and an old version without fear of data loss -pull version -beside pushed version +pull version +beside pushed version both finally synchronized \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/blame.md b/blame.md index cea88ca..5787235 100644 --- a/blame.md +++ b/blame.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ -Who is that -name which becomes so great when +Who is that +name which becomes so great when we ship? -Who is that -person who tries to hide when we break +Who is that +person who tries to hide when we break the build. diff --git a/branch.md b/branch.md index e79e233..5c15ca5 100644 --- a/branch.md +++ b/branch.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ -On a branch ... -BY KOBAYASHI ISSA -TRANSLATED BY JANE HIRSHFIELD +#On a branch +by **Kobayashi Issa** +translated by **Jane Hirshfield** -On a branch -floating downriver +On a branch +floating downriver a cricket, singing. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/changedmylife.md b/changedmylife.md index 1e92b2d..e51d95f 100644 --- a/changedmylife.md +++ b/changedmylife.md @@ -1,15 +1,15 @@ -I use to be scared to commit -Now I push and pull but don't worry a bit -I'll have you on a plane or train -No distribution to maintain -You allow me to branch out into my own -SVN, TFS, even CVS have no throne -A quickie branch and I'm finished -And I merged into master -But what's this new disaster? -Another branch in a jiffy with powers undiminished -I ask for a three way merge -And with commands you encourage -It is hard to imagine when we conflict +I use to be scared to commit +Now I push and pull but don't worry a bit +I'll have you on a plane or train +No distribution to maintain +You allow me to branch out into my own +SVN, TFS, even CVS have no throne +A quickie branch and I'm finished +And I merged into master +But what's this new disaster? +Another branch in a jiffy with powers undiminished +I ask for a three way merge +And with commands you encourage +It is hard to imagine when we conflict Because most issues you easily predict diff --git a/committed.md b/committed.md index cad3efb..828c433 100644 --- a/committed.md +++ b/committed.md @@ -1,29 +1,29 @@ -i commit -im committed -to you +i commit +im committed +to you i commit -i submit +i submit issues -i commit +i commit im committed to you -you have +you have features issues for iphone you have -im +im committed i commit to you -you have +you have me \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/me.md b/me.md index 672bfc9..81d9e22 100644 --- a/me.md +++ b/me.md @@ -1,11 +1,11 @@ -you push me -i pull -i -am -here -are -there -untracked -files -ill git status +you push me +i pull +i +am +here +are +there +untracked +files +ill git status you hear \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/mergeconflict.md b/mergeconflict.md index 443f90e..d9937cb 100644 --- a/mergeconflict.md +++ b/mergeconflict.md @@ -1,17 +1,17 @@ -i don't know why -but i try -to pull -i don't know why -i write -i push -i pull -then -then -then -i open mergetool -thank god for you -CLEANING MY ->>>>HEAD -MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD -are we done now? +i don't know why +but i try +to pull +i don't know why +i write +i push +i pull +then +then +then +i open mergetool +thank god for you +CLEANING MY +>>>>HEAD +MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD +are we done now? can i ever really quit you? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nameserver.md b/nameserver.md index d877ddd..658b3c0 100644 --- a/nameserver.md +++ b/nameserver.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ -13 of U -i wonder what u look like -connecting words to places -locations. -theres very little meaning without u +13 of U +i wonder what u look like +connecting words to places +locations. +theres very little meaning without u i wonder what u look like \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rebase.md b/rebase.md index 528ec63..090d24b 100644 --- a/rebase.md +++ b/rebase.md @@ -1,14 +1,14 @@ -out in the hall the lights blink -as i try to think what the spec said again -it’s been too long since i felt warm and steady +out in the hall the lights blink +as i try to think what the spec said again +it’s been too long since i felt warm and steady since i felt i was ready to complete this task -no sweet lament to this sad omission -this terminal condition of uncertainty -be i hooked into circuitous solutions +no sweet lament to this sad omission +this terminal condition of uncertainty +be i hooked into circuitous solutions or ugly convolutions from forum posts -tomorrow or today, i can’t tell which -i will flick the switch on this production server -i will placate the suits with a smiling face +tomorrow or today, i can’t tell which +i will flick the switch on this production server +i will placate the suits with a smiling face hiding all of my sadness with a single rebase \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/status.md b/status.md index 9c9fa78..f0cb266 100644 --- a/status.md +++ b/status.md @@ -1,3 +1,3 @@ -"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. -"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎ +"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. +"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎ "cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. diff --git a/tags.md b/tags.md index 883c892..d690156 100644 --- a/tags.md +++ b/tags.md @@ -1,15 +1,15 @@ -tags -who -uses -those -tags -where do they go -tabs -tags -tabs -with -tags -street artists beware -we out here -keep your street tags +tags +who +uses +those +tags +where do they go +tabs +tags +tabs +with +tags +street artists beware +we out here +keep your street tags just dont touch my fuckin repo bro \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/thanks.md b/thanks.md index 36417fc..43c7705 100644 --- a/thanks.md +++ b/thanks.md @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ thanks guys, we said, and turned back to our work. - we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out, - but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter - desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's. - we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a - few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a - scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little -chute to catch the excess cartridge shells. + we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out, + but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter + desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's. + we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a + few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a + scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little +chute to catch the excess cartridge shells. it's harder than it sounds. diff --git a/watch-me-clone.md b/watch-me-clone.md index 3dccd7b..15882c0 100644 --- a/watch-me-clone.md +++ b/watch-me-clone.md @@ -1,21 +1,21 @@ -watch me +watch me c l o n e this fucking repo bitch -watch me +watch me c l o n e and OWN and PWN -this fucking code +this fucking code cunt -wait +wait till i MERGE WAIT TILL I FUCKING BRANCH YOUR FUCKING REPO BITCH From fdc60565945be08e7b1223b39e02bd668a240362 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Badri/Hippo Date: Sat, 16 May 2015 18:08:37 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 3/5] Added linebreak between header and author credits --- branch.md | 3 ++- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/branch.md b/branch.md index 5c15ca5..a28de30 100644 --- a/branch.md +++ b/branch.md @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ #On a branch -by **Kobayashi Issa** + +by **Kobayashi Issa** translated by **Jane Hirshfield** On a branch From aea08fd4f5c5490358b49695da80a52f15f33b8e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Badri/Hippo Date: Sat, 16 May 2015 18:09:44 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 4/5] Added escape to prevent '>' sign being interpreted as code --- mergeconflict.md | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/mergeconflict.md b/mergeconflict.md index d9937cb..320eefc 100644 --- a/mergeconflict.md +++ b/mergeconflict.md @@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ then i open mergetool thank god for you CLEANING MY ->>>>HEAD +\>>>>HEAD MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD are we done now? can i ever really quit you? \ No newline at end of file From 3a9ef3f2d90eede0a5cb6a7610df15473ce5e401 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Badri/Hippo Date: Sat, 16 May 2015 18:18:39 +0530 Subject: [PATCH 5/5] Added: git speaks --- gitspeaks.md | 45 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 45 insertions(+) create mode 100644 gitspeaks.md diff --git a/gitspeaks.md b/gitspeaks.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5282a18 --- /dev/null +++ b/gitspeaks.md @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +#git speaks + +by **Badri "Hippo" Sunderarajan** +originally published at [badrihippo.github.io](http://badrihippo.github.io/git-speaks.html) + +-------------------------------- + +`git status` + +All your files + are up to date +You’ve shown no activity + as of late + +`git checkout -b` +Getting your act together, I see. + +I know you’re in a rush, + but all the same +it would be a good idea + to specify the branch name. + +`git checkout -b \` + `all-bugs-eradication` +All? You may be enthusiastic, + but isn’t that too much ambition? + +`./test.py` +Testing…done. But why! + +Not a single bug found— + that’s too good to be true! +Oh, wait, there’s no code either. + Lots of work ahead for you! + +`git checkout master` + Are you planning to work faster? + +Or leave it to someone else + in the spirit of collaboration? +`git branch -d \ + all-bugs-eradication` + +It’s the latter, I see. +`Ctrl+D` \ No newline at end of file