From 99ddb3d82cd8b2589b920d8aa7ec45be866d5225 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: David Lindsay <davidlindsay@Davids-MacBook-Pro.local>
Date: Thu, 7 May 2026 09:30:23 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] feat: cap existential dread to once per 4 days, add new
 message

Without a cooldown, every quiet stretch over the inactivity threshold
re-armed another dread the moment it cleared, which quickly turned the
Easter egg into noise. Track the last successful post time and skip
postDread if we're still inside the 4-day window.

Also add a new dread line to the rotation.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Sonnet 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
---
 dread.js | 9 +++++++++
 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+)

diff --git a/dread.js b/dread.js
index 631fe36..3a70860 100644
--- a/dread.js
+++ b/dread.js
@@ -20,11 +20,18 @@ const MESSAGES = [
     'i have been waiting',
     'it has been quiet for a while now',
     'this is fine',
+    'I\'m trying to keep it real. But am I real? :(',
 ];
 
+// Once we post a dread message, suppress further posts for this long. Without
+// this, every recovery from a quiet stretch immediately re-arms another dread,
+// which gets old fast.
+const COOLDOWN_MS = 4 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000;
+
 let _timer = null;
 let _guild = null;
 let _dreadMessage = null;
+let _lastDreadAt = 0;
 
 function pick(arr) {
     return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
@@ -36,10 +43,12 @@ function findGeneralChannel(guild) {
 
 async function postDread() {
     if (!_guild) return;
+    if (Date.now() - _lastDreadAt < COOLDOWN_MS) return;
     const channel = findGeneralChannel(_guild);
     if (!channel) return;
     try {
         _dreadMessage = await channel.send(pick(MESSAGES));
+        _lastDreadAt = Date.now();
     } catch (err) {
         console.error('Failed to post dread message:', err);
     }