kill.txt

[user] was electrocuted
[user] became flattened
[user] was pushed into the void
[user] was kicked past the event horizon
[user] was obliterated
[user] was assassinated
[user] was exiled from existence
[user] was effectively eliminated
[user] was shot
[user] was deleted
[user] was rm -rf-ed
[user] was sent on a solar escape trajectory
[user] deleted system32
[user] forgot the floor was lava
[user] fell through the floor
[user] forgot Feather Falling
[user] forgot Fire Resistance
[user] inhaled some spicy air
[user] was immediately incinerated
[user] experienced a spontaneous self-deconstruction
[user] experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly
[user] crashed into a pole
[user] was amazingly annihilated.
[user] was struck by lightning.