Potential WIP replacement

[dead-claudia]

I decided to start working on a reimplementation of this based on the most recent Node: https://gist.github.com/isiahmeadows/829cfa16da8dc4688c18dad378e97df6

It's currently untested, but I plan to eventually port it with its tests, so I can ensure it actually works. If you would like to take that over and do it yourself, feel free, but that's what I've got so far.

Notes:

• It supports most everything Node does, provided the engine supports the relevant stuff.
• It depends on is-arguments, is-regex, and is-callable.
• I removed all the ES6 stuff and re-implemented what I needed, so it should work on any machine that supports ES5.
• I made a few alterations to optimize it a little, usually when it involved very suboptimal FP stuff that might not even exist in ES3 environments.
• The test bed project I had uses an ESLint config, and where I initially worked on it locally, it auto-formatted it a bit differently than what Node core uses.